10) You discover you can fly.
9) Your hair is now standing up on it's own.
8) It's normally a five minute walk to your friend's house... it took you twenty to get there.
7) You suddenly have no clothes on.
6) Your tree has no more leaves, your lawn no more grass, and your pool no more water.
5) You've been biking for half an hour and realize that you're still where you started.
4) The shed has moved to the other side of the yard.
3) Your braces have flattened out against your teeth.
2) You find yourself imitating the Tin Man from 'The Wizard Of Oz'.
1) You notice you've been walking diagonally after arriving ten feet from actual destination.