Inhaling pepper will not make you sneeze >.>
Stepping on a banana peel is slippery <.<
Parents do not appreciate it when you clap a handful of soap suds between your hands to make it fly everywhere while they
are doing the dishes ^_^'
Seagulls will group together to maul you down if they are hungry, and you have food O.O
Caramel sticks to everything..... @.@
High Heels + Dance Dance Revolution = Pain >__<
People who find flatulence/toilet humor offensive really do exist. O,o;;