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My dream started in the grocery store. I was with my friend Angel_heart, looking at some pens. After deciding to buy one
each, I headed off to find some yogourt. I was looking for a certain brand I'd seen in a commercial (though I can't remember
the name right now)
When I finally found it, I was suddenly inside a room within an Aladdin-style castle (it was a small castle, about the
size of a house). Beside me was... my husband?!?! O,o Indeed, I was married to the king of the castle, but he was ugly.
-__- He was fat, with greasy blond hair. He was wearing a white muscle shirt full of food stains, and black jogging pants.
>.<
I made him die of a heart attack (don't ask) and left the room. I saw my father sitting on a nearby couch, so I sat down
next to him. He said to me, "Give him a chance before turning him down. Obviously, he was talking about my husband.
Then, a tiger came out of the room and sat down in front me... it was the reincarnation of my husband.
All of the sudden, I heard a battlecry and several flaming arrows came flying through the window. I got up in order to
go outside and fight the enemies. The tiger tried to follow me, but I wouldn't let it. Before heading outside (there was
no door, I was hiding behind a wall) I started to think of what kind of weapon I wanted to use. In the end, I decided to
use a bow and arrow. The minute I'd thought it, a bow, some arrows, and a quiver - all three of them invisible - appeared
before me (this is not the first time I've had invisible weapons in my dreams >_<).
I then noticed my favorite castle guard was sitting on a bench near the wall, and was wearing a straw hat because it was
raining. I put another one on her head (there were straw hats all over the groun) and then began to fight! Abruptly, it
stopped raining, and the sun came out. I shot off a few invisible arrows, which actually worked quite well. ^_^ I then
crossed over a dirt path onto the grass, when a man walked towards me, brandishing a morning star. When I didn't move, he
said, "Get out of the way if you don't want to get hurt." Confused, I jumped backwards, and he disappeared.
Suddenly, I saw myself from behind. There was another man lying on the ground, pointing a gun at me. When he pulled
the trigger, the tiger appeared out of nowhere, and took the bullet! The gunman took the body, which had become just a skin,
into his arms, and said sadly, "Why save her, when you wanted to kill her."
I realized that my husband had wanted to kill me, but instead he'd saved my life. I began to cry, and when I took the
tiger skin in my own arms, it began to rain once more. I walked towards the castle, and as I did I passed by two gigantic
crosses, one made out of wood, the other made out of marble. I proceeded to sit down near a wall, and continued to cry in
the rain. *sniff sniff* .... and I never did get my yogourt.
The End
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